What A Funny Guy!

I have the most hilarious dad. This post might not seem funny to a lot of people, but Brandy and I thought what my dad did was funny. I just wanted to write it down so I can remember how funny my dad really is all the time.

Mike and I are running in the Wasatch Back Relay and my dad is going to be a volunteer for the race. Yesterday, Wednesday morning, at 9am the volunteer shifts opened online. My dad was going to be on a conference call so I was going to sign up for him. I asked him to email me his address, email address, age, and shirt size so that way I could print it off and have it right in front of me when I went to sign him up for his shift. I was a little stressed because I wanted to make sure my dad got a good volunteer shift and not be stuck working in the middle of the night. This relay race runs for two days straight.

See a copy of the email my dad sent me. I put ### where his personal information is but everything else is exactly how he sent it to me. Keep in mind I only asked for his address, email address, his age, and shirt size.

Name: Tom Zampedri
Email: ##########
Age: 56----Buy Presents on this Birthday
Address: #########
#########
Phone: #########
Race: Caucasian
Sex: Male
Shirt Size: XL
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown, with a touch of Grey
Height: 6’3”
Weight: Just Right
Looks: Good Lookin

My dad always says how busy he is with work, but I think maybe he has too much time on his hands. What do you think?